nancy drew to the rescue

#35 Stacey and the Mystery of Stoneybrook, the Non-Dramatic Conclusion!!!

lippian wrote in bsc_snark Feb 04, 2013 16:02

Let's recap the action so far, shall we? Yeah, nothing. Okay, moving on...

( Spoiler alert: there will never be any action. )

ann hates gingers, conference room - five minutes!, stacey, claudia outfit woo!, ellen miles (queen of parentheses), character we'll never see again, charlie the chauffeur, ann hates the elderly, pikes, nancy drew to the rescue, zombies would starve in stoneybrook, charlie & janine rendezvous, #35 stacey and the mystery of stoneybroo, wtf?, stoneybrook lacks empathy, therapy fuck yeah, mallory: completely delusional?, stoneybrook lacks common sense, everyone is crazy, annoying kids, facepalm, stoneybrook manor

First time snarker, long time hateful critic

wavvedout wrote in bsc_snark Oct 05, 2012 17:43

Oh No Claudia! You're holding a child vampire!
Cover Notes:

Thanks for crediting Dale Ayer for the cover art and not Kirsten Dunst. Dicks. Side note: In the dry About the Author section, AMM admits to be a Jersey Girl and to hate children enough to have foregone them in exchange for the unrequited love of her cat. If you are a preteen with a ( Read more... )

janine the genius, claudia, mystery, claudia gets her guy, boys, claudia is dumb, true luv, halloween, everyone is crazy, drama, #2 claudia and the phantom phone calls, alan gray, kristy is a psycho, nancy drew to the rescue

BSC #19: Claudia and the Bad Joke Chapters 4-10

awishfuldreamer wrote in bsc_snark May 21, 2012 14:41

Welcome back to the second installment!

( If You're Trying to See Failure, Press 2 )

janine the genius, claudia, non-bsc friends exist?, drunk parents, endless hateful claudia-bashing, ellen miles (queen of parentheses), stoneybrook lacks social services, mimi is the best grandma ever, cult of janine, creepy involvement with kids, #19 claudia and the bad joke, club drama, nancy drew to the rescue, claudia is dumb, most likely character we'll never see ag, everyone is crazy, ann actually wrote this one?!, pike prostitution ring, dirty pranks, out-of-character moment

BSC #19: Claudia and the Bad Joke Chapters 1-3

awishfuldreamer wrote in bsc_snark May 18, 2012 20:47

About me: I’m the “Anonymous” who lurked and would write comments like “Yay, 3_foot_6 snark!” or “Great snark, hilarious!” without actually joining LJ. I’ve decided to atone for my creeper ways by actually joining and contributing now that I’ve finished college and I’m waiting to leave for JET to teach in Japan (I know there are several of you ( Read more... )

janine the genius, claudia, things ann knows nothing about, claudia is dumb, daddy issues, mimi is the best grandma ever, freaky fashion choices, ann actually wrote this one?!, #19 claudia and the bad joke, kristy is a psycho, k. ron, nancy drew to the rescue, dirty pranks

#42 Jessi and the Dance School Phantom

thtsgoodsquishy wrote in bsc_snark Apr 20, 2012 12:52

Tagline: Someone--or something--is out to get Jessi!

Mmm-hmm. Something. What, like the Locker-room Ness Monster?

I don't know about you, but I've watched a decent amount of crime-solving shows. I kept thinking of them during my initial re-read of this book. The one I've been watching most recently is NCIS.

( Welcome to Gibbs slap, home of the Gibbs slap. May I take your order? )

mystery, things ann knows nothing about, pike family madness, ellen miles (queen of parentheses), charlie the chauffeur, rampant lesbianism, creepy involvement with kids, bsc pet show, animals, #42 jessi and the dance school phantom, jessi, nancy drew to the rescue, pot calling the kettle jessi, dirty pranks, ballet